From Stone(d) To Spaceship: part 4

From bone to joint, a tongue-in-cheek series exploring the notion that the All Good pre-roll might just be the pinnacle of evolution
Hi bud! Glad to see you again.

So, let me tell you about this marvel of a machine. It’s only one of two brands of its calibre, and it’s a total game changer, ready to level up your stoner experience. This isn’t that weird thing your uncle used, that your teenaged fingers just couldn’t figure out. This isn’t your old personal roller. And this isn’t a cone filler.

This is the monolith. And it’s ready for your worship.

Although the specifics of how the machine works are pretty much TopSecret™️, I can tell you that the products coming from All Good are unlike anything you’ve seen before.

They’re cigarette-style pre-rolls with a sleek shape—think Virginia Slims, baby!—made with the highest quality cannabis, carefully selected to ensure high THC and terpene potencies.

They’re loaded with the freshest, stickiest, industry-leading sugar buds we could find—no shake, no trim, no other fillers—for great flavour, consistent smoke, and an excellent high.

The ultra-premium, ultra-thin, unbleached hemp paper is imported from France for that perfect slow burn, with super sticky resin caused by flavourful, high-quality, intact terps soaking through. And we care for the good earth. The filters are fully biodegradable.

All Good packaging keeps your pre-rolls smelling fresh and tasting great, protected using a three-layer humidity controlled wrapper. How good is that?

1. Foil protects the moisture and aroma from escaping your pack, leaving that good bud dank and discrete.
2. The outer shrink wrap keeps the pack airtight, making sure your joints are fresh and ready to smoke whenever you are.
3. A cardboard wrap protects your pre-rolls from damage, keeping them clean, compact, and intact. And it’s simple and low-key so you can take your buds wherever you go.

So, it’s sure been a ride since legalization. We’ve come a long way! And the market is constantly evolving, with products introduced on the daily for new ways to administer our preferred plant’s promise of paradise.

But when it comes to all good, old-fashioned smoking, the All Good pre-roll has pretty much reached perfection. Short of blasting off this floating rock and plodding through strange new worlds—which you might do, of course, metaphorically—this might just be the pinnacle of evolution.

Here’s to feeling all good, all the time!

– Words by Kasia Gorski